Filed under: thoughts | Tags: awkward 4 lyfe, cute girls, girls, the awkward life and times in this head
“Hey, I was wondering if you…well I wanted to…can I start over?
I’ve been meaning to but was just too shy to…hmm…
Are you free next Saturday? Cause there’s this…place…no wait, that’s dumb…
Do you eat food? Could…uh…wait…of course you do? God, this is dumb.
Please shoot me so I don’t have to die of embarrassment.”
“I AM SO NERVOUS
AM I BEING LOUD I CAN’T TELL
DO YOU WANT TO GO OUT WITH ME
I HAD A FEW DRINKS
I DON’T KNOW HOW TO SHUT UP
I AM AN ADULT I SWEAR
DID I MENTION I WAS NERVOUS”
“I’ve been meaning to ask you out but I didn’t know when and where
and I didn’t want to be too forward but you have a really pretty smile
and make me smile this goofy, toothy grin every time I see it,
do you want to hang out sometime?”
“…I…um…ok…see you later…
…
…
…I didn’t get to say anything…”
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DEEP BREATH. You’ll be fine!!
Comment by Paden Wyatt (@padenw) September 12, 2011 @ 3:19 pmbut what if she says
“oh, can we just be friends please?”
won’t be the first time
^ haiku
Comment by DeMarko September 12, 2011 @ 3:27 pmAt least you’ll have tried! At least you’ll have given yourself a chance, even if she didn’t.
Comment by RobWhite (@RobWhite) September 12, 2011 @ 8:12 pmbut what if she says
Comment by ln. September 12, 2011 @ 3:36 pm“damn, that stuff is the realness!”
bitches love realness.